"I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?"

-- Eoin Colfer

#Girly Quotes #Crazy Quotes #Captains Quotes

“I try to sign for as many kids as possible. Kids come first, and I'll always sign for a kid before an adult. It's funny, because I was never big into autographs as a kid. The only player who I ever wanted an autograph from was Dave Winfield.”
“I should like the fields tinged with red, the rivers yellow and the trees painted blue. Nature has no imagination.”
“There is no easy fix or youth unemployment. Partnership between the public and private sectors can make a big difference.”
“I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you."”
“In sales, it's not what you say; it's how they perceive what you say.”
“The only way to raise the quality of writing in school is to create, share, and celebrate the specific criteria for that quality with everybody on a regular basis.”
“Miles is... Miles; close to a force of nature, climbing up out of his own pages and escaping subordination to any opinion of mine.”
“I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.”

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