"The only thing surfers have in common with the rest of America is they're unemployed and they love crystal meth."

-- Daniel Tosh

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“Faith is stepping out into the unknown with nothing to guide us but a hand just beyond our grasp.”
“Of course, your voice always sounds better in the shower for some reason, maybe it's just the octaves or, I don't know, the water, I have no idea.”

Source : "David Boreanaz - Interviewed on Location for Carpe Noctem in Los Angels". BBC Interview, www.bbc.co.uk. August 22, 2001.
“Their [the new atheists] treatment of the religious viewpoint is pathetic to the point of non-being. Richard Dawkins in The God Delusion would fail any introductory philosophy or religion course. Proudly he criticizes that whereof he knows nothing.”
“I wish I were worthy of his love. (Any love.)I should tell him to run. But I can't. I need him.”
“Nothing could be more irrational than the idea that something comes from nothing.”
“Comrades, just as the earth, after a long drought, pants for rain, so the workers of the world pant for the end of the accursed war, for unification. This striving of the workers for unification is the greatest factor in world history.”
“If teams keep playing us this way, it's going to be like this.”
“I'm also involved in the rights of the disabled and do some fundraising for that and I thought it would have been a big boost for the campaign but it couldn't be worked out.”

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