"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."

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Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Crazy Quotes #Silly Quotes

“Log Log Log (x) goes off to infinity with x, but has never been observed to do so.”
“There'll be differences of opinion in just about every intelligence analysis that you make.”
“Martin Wilson's What They Always Tell Us hears the voices of the young as they struggle toward adulthood...”
“The difference between style and fashion is quality.”
“After watching a couple of live performances of bands like Nirvana, I was really excited and inspired by how raw and powerful it was. I wanted to at least aim in that direction with the guitar and do my own version of it. I know it doesn't really sound like that on the other end, but I wanted guitar, heavy rhythms, and singing to be the stamp of the whole thing.”
“Sex, which ought to be an incident of life, is the obsession of the well-fed world.”
“I don't know technology and engineering. I don't know accounting.”
“One of the trademarks of a champion is that he can outlast you.”

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