"Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines"

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John Mulaney

#Book Quotes #Names Quotes #Garbage Quotes

“In the digital universe, our personal history and its sense of narrative is succeeded by our social networking profile - a snapshot of the current moment. The information itself - our social graph of friends and likes - is a product being sold to market researchers in order to better predict and guide our futures.”
“The longer the road to love, the keener is the pleasure.”
“History can predict nothing except that great changes in human relationships will never come about in the form in which they have been anticipated.”

Source : "In the Shadow of Tomorrow". Book by Johan Huizinga, Ch. 20, 1936.
“I remember seeing Bill Hurt in New York once. I talked to him on the phone around 1988 and that's about it. I was shooting in New York and somebody said Glenn Close came by the set”
“The uncut sheets of colored glass are really seductive, awesome, and unarguably lovely things. Naturally, the temptation to cut and damage all that pristine beauty is too much for me to resist.”
“I thought I had swell ideas, and wonderful musicians, but the hell of it, no one else did.”
“If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.”
“If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were lov'd by wife, then thee; If ever wife was happy in a man, Compare with me, ye women, if you can I prize thy love more than whole mines of Gold. Or all the riches that the East doth hold. My love is such that rivers cannot quench, Nor ought but love from thee, give recompense. Thy love is such I can no way repay, The heavens reward thee manifold repay, Then while we live, in love let's so persevere That when we live no more, we may live ever.”

Source : Anne Bradstreet (2012). “To My Husband and Other Poems”, p.8, Courier Corporation

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