"It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that."

-- Rob Delaney

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“There are no road signs to help navigate. And, in fact, no one has yet determined which side of the road we're supposed to be on.”
“For the most part, we should pray rather in aspiration than petition, rather by hoping than requesting; in which spirit also we may breathe a devout wish for a blessing on others upon occasions when it might be presumptuous to beg it.”
“There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.”
“The knowledge and reason speak, ignorance and error shout.”
“There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.”

Source : "The Emperor's Old Clothes". Communications of the ACM 24 (2), (pp. 75-83), February 1981.
“If anybody ran a business like that they would be out of business quickly, and Barack Obama's leadership is driving this business, the United States of America, toward a fiscal cliff.”
“Every runner has a little crazy in â€˜em. Itâ€™s a good thing.”

Source : Twitter post from May 24, 2013
“I was in a coma for five days - I was dead longer than Jesus before he was raised from the dead.”

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