"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

-- Fred Allen

#Funny Quotes #Laughter Quotes #California Quotes

“The overwhelming pressure of mediocrity, sluggish and indomitable as a glacier, will mitigate the most violent, and depress the most exalted revolution.”
“The World is not ours to keep. We hold it in trust for future generations.”
“Until the reality of equality between man and woman is fully established and attained, the highest social development of mankind is not possible.”
“Is my music indicative of a caffeine-surged green liquid? Probably not.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“I've been thinking of trying to de-caricaturize Donald Trump. I thought it would be fun to try and, since he's already a caricature, to make him normal looking.”
“I learn more from the audience than I can from anybody else. Not from what they write on the scorecards, but how they respond to the movie while they're watching it - where they laugh and where they react.”
“A pretty girl is like a melody. That haunts you night and day.”

Source : "A Pretty Girl Is like a Melody" (song) (1919)
“I keep busy. That was my nickname in college, 'Iron to the Fire.' I like to keep several things going at once.”

Source : "Questions and Answers With Creed Bratton". Interview with Kase Wickman, www.mtv.com. February 15, 2013.

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