"I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money."

-- Josh Billings

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“I don't believe in, and I am a devout non-believer, in playing new songs live if the subjected and pathetic crowd has not heard them before because I consider it like mass psychosis and genocidal.”
“No Ghost of any common sense begins a conversation”
“All these directors who do different locations forget that one room can be shot from a million different angles and a million different ways. When I direct a movie, I'm going to use that.”
“Courage is not the absence of fear, it is taking a step forward when you are afraid.”
“I almost canâ€™t believe Iâ€™m going to make myself vulnerable to him again. But what is love but the most extreme and exquisite form of risk perception? I know that relationships donâ€™t last. And yet, with him, the risk of not being with him is much worse than any other hurt I can imagine.”
“Marketing only really works with word of mouth.”
“Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.”
“Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.”

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