"I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators."

-- Mort Sahl

#Acting Quotes #Actresses Quotes #Female Quotes

“When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.”
“I hope that the outside world will realise that Hitler's government has no idea of steering towards war, even though this has often been asserted abroad.Â As Adolf Hitler himself has said, Germany has no need of another war to avenge the loss of her military honour, because she never lost that honour.Â Germany does not want war of any kind.Â Germany wants real and abiding peace.”
“The best stories infuse wonder,”

Source : "What Are The Clues To A Good Story?". "TED Radio Hour" with Guy Raz, www.npr.org. June 7, 2013.
“Although every pain has different degrees of importance, I go through all of the emotions - from crying, anger, bitterness, anxiety, etc. Feel it all. But by the end of the day, I am on my knees in prayer. The next day, I get up refreshed and begin to let it go.”
“It's time to make our government work for all of us... and not just the 1%.”
“We have to face the reality of climate change. It is arguably the biggest threat we are facing today.”
“Don't let the pressure of the moment outweigh the pleasure.”
“Who knows whether in retirement I shall be tempted to the last infirmity of mundane minds, which is to write a book.”

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