"This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?""

-- Judy Tenuta

#Memorable Quotes #Gay Quotes #Men Quotes

“Celebritys a pain in the backside - youre always on display.”
“Normally people can't keep their ***** mouth closed!”

Source : Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com
“You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.”
“I'm not a man of many words, I'm not very expressive or emotional, but it comes out in my music.”

Source : "Kris Allen reflects on 'Idol' upset win". Interview with Brian Mansfield, usatoday30.usatoday.com.
“We think, mistakenly, that success is the result of the amount of time we put in at work, instead of the quality of time we put in.”

Source : Arianna Huffington (2014). “Thrive: The Third Metric to Redefining Success and Creating a Life of Well-Being, Wisdom, and Wonder”, p.73, Harmony
“I get very antsy when I'm not occupied.”
“When freedom prevails, the ingenuity and inventiveness of people creates incredible wealth. This is the source of the natural improvement of the human condition.”
“It's interesting to leave a place, interesting even to think about it. Leaving reminds us of what we can part with and what we can't, then offers us something new to look forward to, to dream about.”

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