"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard."

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Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Nov 27, 2012

Andy Borowitz

#Baby Quotes #Funny Christmas Quotes #Overboard Quotes

“This filthy twentieth century. I hate its guts.”
“Truth be told, I'm not a very big fan of 'the black people.'”
“I never really look at life and worry about missed opportunities,”
“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”
“...no place is more enchanted than where a unicorn has been born.”
“A recession is when you have to tighten your belt; depression is when you have no belt to tighten. When you've lost your trousers - you're in the airline business.”
“People say that envy is a deadly sin, but I disagree. I love watching a person do something that I can't. I find it to be incredibly motivating.”

Source : Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“God doesn't love me any more or less because I had some work done on my face. You know, I prayed about it a long, long, long, long, long time, because there again, I wouldn't want to do anything that I felt was going to be offensive to God.”

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