"We need to change what we say and what we allow to be said in front of us."

“So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.”

“Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the colour's all wrong... I mean, who shot the drapes?”

“I find in animals the same thing I find so wonderful in children. That purity, that honesty, where they don't judge you, they just want to be your friend. I think that is so sweet.”

“Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.”

Source : Jen Lancaster (2010). “My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is t he New Black; Or, A Culture-Up Manifesto”, p.114, Penguin

“Television really does offer still great parts for women, cable in particular.”

“It's like the basket is an ocean and everything you throw up is going in. You get into that kind of groove, and it's all good.”

“With each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me.”

“Last year I think I made more from my Image books than anywhere else.”

Source : Interview with Daniel Robert Epstein, suicidegirls.com. June 12, 2005.