"Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS."

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Source : Jen Lancaster (2010). “My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being A Dumb Ass Is t he New Black; Or, A Culture-Up Manifesto”, p.114, Penguin

Jen Lancaster

#Might Quotes #Salad Quotes

“Spend 70% of your spare time doing things close to home and the other 30% doing work at the global and national level.”
“If you make time each month to give your money some attention, you'll start the next year in fabulous financial shape.”
“Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.”
“I saw the Village as a place you could escape to, to express yourself. When I first went there, I wrote and performed poetry. Then I drew portraits for a couple of years. It took a while before I thought about picking up a guitar.”
“The whole idea of ideas in art is useless. Only have ideas about form.”
“One has to arrive at a specific temperature, at which the objects become malleable.”
“Living Beauty is about creating a new ideal, a new reality, and a new aspiration for yourself. It's a guide filled with knowledge, secrets, and solutions to make you look and feel great”
“Mark my words, my rap career [is] on the rise.”

Source : Twitter post from Feb 23, 2012

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