"If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home."

-- Patton Oswalt

#Friday Quotes #Couple Quotes #Home Quotes

“It was only the other night everything was fine and the next thing I know Im drowning. How many times can a man go down and still be alive? I can't breathe”
“High-end boutiques aren't putting small staple stores out of business. What's putting small staple stores out of business is formula retail.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“People in cities may forget the soil for as long as a hundred years, but Mother Nature's memory is long and she will not let them forget indefinitely.”
“Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book, And the Darkness Rained upon Them, and the next he was dead. A tragic loss, his mind echoed numbly as he slipped away.”
“What a familiarity with the construction of Turing test bots had begun to show me was that we fail - again and again- to actually be human with other humans, so maddeningly much of the time.”
“Everything can be undone, including success.”
“We're still growing into that place of higher consciousness; we are becoming a global conscience. The idea is to unravel the onion and let go of the ego and evolve to that place where you perceive everything to be a beautiful experience rather than a daunting experience.”

Source : "The idea is to unravel the onion". Interview with Alexis Petridis, www.theguardian.com. July 30, 2003.
“In tactics, action is the governing rule of war.”

Source : Ferdinand Foch (1920). “The Principles of War”

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