"I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera."

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Source : Interview with Louis Peitzman, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 22, 2011.

John Mulaney

#Cutting Quotes #Player Quotes #Cameras Quotes

“The moderation of people in prosperity is the effect of a smooth and composed temper, owing to the calm of their good fortune.”
“This was another of our fears: that Life wouldn't turn out to be like Literature.”
“Animals have done us no harm and they have no power of resistance. There is something so very dreadful in tormenting those who have never harmed us, who cannot defend themselves, who are utterly in our power.”
“Salvation is free, but discipleship will cost you your life”
“I don't believe in sharing my money. If I go out and work my nuts off and make some money, I don't feel that I should have to share it with my community.”
“The aim of art, the aim of a life can only be to increase the sum of freedom and responsibility to be found in every man and in the world. It cannot, under any circumstances, be to reduce or suppress that freedom, even temporarily. No great work has ever been based on hatred and contempt. On the contrary, there is not a single true work of art that has not in the end added to the inner freedom of each person who has known and loved it.”
“The arts have always served relationships between people of different cultures so well. In a way, the arts function as a very serious kind of ambassador.”
“... the community suffers nothing very terrible if its cobblers are bad and become degenerate and pretentious; but if the Guardians of its laws and constitution, who alone have the opportunity to bring it good government and prosperity, become a mere sham, then clearly it is completely ruined.”

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