"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."

-- Dave Barry

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“As a young athlete, it was first about having fun; then it was about winning.”
“There was never any fear for me, no fear of failure. If I miss a shot, so what?”
“I make playlists on my iPod like nobody's business!”

Source : "Jenna's Workout Playlist!" by Jenna Ushkowitz, www.seventeen.com. January 23, 2012.
“Whoever wants music instead of noise, joy instead of pleasure, soul instead of gold, creative work instead of business, passion instead of foolery, finds no home in this trivial world of ours.”

Source : Hermann Hesse (2013). “Steppenwolf: A Novel”, p.151, Macmillan
“It just kills me when these girls look at magazines and wish they could look like that. I try to tell them, 'Nobody looks like that. Everything's airbrushed.'”
“Before my first child was born, I had nothing going on professionally really, and it's been a very blessed period of creativity for me since he arrived. It's very surreal. It's almost as if the babies are out there pulling strings somewhere, deciding what kind of life they want to be born into.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The paranoiac is the exact image of the ruler. The only difference is their position in the world. One might even think the paranoiac the more impressive of the two because he is sufficient unto himself and cannot be shaken by failure.”
“Things are not getting better. They are getting worse. We need to elect Mitt Romney to turn things around.”

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