"When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church."

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Source : Jimmy Carr, Lucy Greeves (2006). “Only Joking: What's So Funny About Making People Laugh?”, p.171, Penguin

Jimmy Carr

#Kids Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Church Quotes

“I'm a mother. Mothers multi-task.”
“The Left Elite only pretend to be concerned about what's best for everyone else because it is the most effective way to manipulate you and your children into their abyss.”

Source : Tammy Bruce (2004). “The Death of Right and Wrong: Exposing the Left's Assault on Our Culture and Values”, p.195, Crown Forum
“Similarly, I think I'm lucky that I've never had a crisis about whether the only reason I'm successful is because I'm crazy hot. It's not something that crosses my mind.”
“This is an extraordinary achievement, nearly nine years in the making.”
“The ultimate essence of yoga is the contact and the union between the individual consciousness and the divine consciousness.”

Source : Raphael (1996). “Essence and Purpose of Yoga: The Initiatory Pathways to the Transcendent”, Element Books Limited
“I was an accomplice in my own frustration.”
“Let us remember with humility the loneliness of being man in a universe we do not understand and the vulnerability of the human condition. The animals could do very well without us, but we cannot do without them.”

Source : Gerald Carson (1972). “Men, beasts, and gods: a history of cruelty and kindness to animals”
“How do you feel?â€ she asked, trying to fluff his pillow. â€œOther than terrible, I mean.â€ He moved his head slightly to the side. It seemed to be a sickly interpretation of a shrug. â€œOf course youâ€™re feeling terrible,â€ she clarified, â€œbut is there any change? More terrible? Less terrible?â€ He made no response. â€œThe same amount of terrible?”

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