"My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny."

-- Zach Galifianakis

#Real Quotes #Character Quotes #Bunch Quotes

“The gladsome light of jurisprudence.”
“I write a manifesto and I want nothing, yet I say certain things, and in principle I am against manifestoes, as I am also against principles.”
“Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow”
“A disciple is an ***** looking for a human being to attach itself to.”
“I'm 36, and sometimes I'm working so hard I don't realize how much I've gotten done.”

Source : "What goes into designing The Biggest Loser's sets, stages, and chill rooms?". Interview with AVC, tv.avclub.com. June 27, 2016.
“Istanbul is divided by time, not space. The first Istanbul is the Istanbul of the past. A long time ago, during the empire, it was beautiful, it was the glorious time of our nation, people say. Then, when they talk about today, they complain about it: It's very melancholic, it's very stressful. We've lost our golden age in the past, and now we're living in our dark era.”
“The innocent seldom find an uncomfortable pillow.”
“I looked at my father and looked at those dry fields [in Malawi]. It was the future I couldn't accept.”

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