"My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating."

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

#Humorous Quotes #Profound Quotes #Insane Quotes

“I didn't come to stay. I came to make a difference.”
“Our minds can be kept free of anxiety as we dump the load of our cares on the Lord in prayer.”
“I went through awkward, chubby, total weirdo phases.”
“The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here?”
“Dada is not modern at all, it is rather a return to a quasi-Buddhist religion of indifference. Dada puts an artificial sweetness onto things, a snow of butterflies coming out of a conjurer's skull. Dada is stillness and does not understand the passions.”
“Since man, fragment of the universe, is governed by the same laws that preside over the heavens, it is by no means absurd to search there above for the themes of our lives, for those frigid sympathies that participate in our achievements as well as our blunderings.”
“...the last player I truly idolize... No other footballer is more worthy of the number 10 shirt than him. (on Maradona)”
“If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you.”

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