"As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year."

-- Elayne Boosler

#New Year Quotes #Night Quotes #Years Quotes

“You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.”
“Go to the bookstore and look at how many bookshelves are filled with books trying to explain how to work the devices. We don't see shelves of books on how to use television sets, telephones, refrigerators or washing machines. Why should we for computer-based applications?”
“The only Bible-honoring conclusion is, of course, that Genesis 1-11 is actual historical truth, regardless of any scientific or chronological problems thereby entailed.”
“You need to believe in yourself and what you do. Be tenacious and genuine.”
“Keep walking, though there's no place to get to. Don't try to see through the distances. That's not for human beings. Move within, But don't move the way fear makes you move.”
“As we progress along the intercultural journey, we become self-reflective about habits of heart and mind and the ways these are expressed in daily life. We develop strategies for encountering change, unfamiliarity and ambiguity in creative ways. We begin to realize that what is taken, as "common sense" is really "cultural sense". Our life becomes richer and deeper for having encountered differences.”
“I've been surfing so many years and it's a pretty strong part of my life so I'm not gonna give that up.”

Source : " Year of shark 'hype,' says expert", www.cnn.com. September 4, 2001.
“I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.”

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