"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."

-- Joe E. Lewis

#Glasses Quotes #Needs Quotes #Tables Quotes

“So parents, get your children's permission to watch!”
“I don't believe in God. I believe in man -- in his strength, his possibilities, and his reason.”
“Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.”

Source : Tim Dorsey (2009). “Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel”, p.1, Harper Collins
“Who shoots at the mid-day sun, though he be so sure he shall never hit the mark, yet as sure as he is, he shall shoot higher than he who aims at a bush.”
“People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns.”
“Johnny Cash was the champion of the voiceless, the underdogs and the downtrodden. He was also something of a holy terror, like Abraham Lincoln with a wild side. He represented the best of America.”
“I have an irrepressible desire to live till I can be assured that the world is a little better for my having lived in it.”
“The difference between a strong man and a weak one is that the former does not give up after a defeat.”

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