"I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion. What I'm saying is that it actually works, which is something you can say about very few other aspects of the medical establishment."

-- Dave Barry

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“It is a stark and arresting fact that, since the middle of the 20th century, humankind has consumed more natural resources than in all previous human history”
“Every relationship has a spiritual purpose that helps us grow and become stronger. Sometimes, our most challenging relationships bring the greatest personal blessings. From them we learn about forgiveness, patience, and other virtues.”

Source : Doreen Virtue, Grant Virtue (2010). “Angel Words: Visual Evidence of How Words Can Be Angels in Your Life”, p.69, Hay House, Inc
“The main condition is that the spiritual ear should be open to overhear and patiently take in, and the will ready to obey that testimony which, I believe, God bears in every human heart, however dull, to those great truths which the Bible reveals. This, and not logic, is the way to grow in religious knowledge, to know that the truths of religion are not shadows, but deep realities.”

Source : John Campbell Shairp (1871). “Culture and Religion in Some of Their Relations”, p.116
“When we imagine our Universe to be just one out of a multitude of possible worlds we devalue this world, the one we see, the one we should be trying to explain.”
“Horses aren't lazy and they're not greedy and they're not jealous and they're not spiteful, they're not hateful. They're not that way. But the human can sometimes only describe a horse in the way that they view other human beings.”
“Identical twins are endemically alike in many ways.”
“One never wants to do anything that's going to break that 'sculpture of the character' that's been done so far, or make anything that's been done so far become illogical in any way, so you always want to try to connect when you're doing a series of films that has a continuous character.”
“Even though other people wrote my songs I put my stamp on them. I have a connection, but there is no truer connection than an artists and their own song.”

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