"I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit."

-- Richard Pryor

#Jumping Quotes #Bullshit Quotes #Causes Quotes

“The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.”
“I think I kind of came out of the womb singing. I think I was, like, born at the hospital, and, you know, popped out, and was singing. ... I'm not sure really how it happened. I can't remember a time when I wasn't singing, or banging a beat on the dinner table.”
“I was studying Tibetan Buddhism when I was quite young, again influenced by Kerouac.”
“In the silence, hear what can't be heard.”
“Just because Galileo was a heretic doesn't make every heretic a Galileo.”

Source : "Don't give climate change heretics an easy ride" by Jay Griffiths, www.theguardian.com. August 31, 2012.
“Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.”
“We are conditioned to be consumers since birth. I still think it's kind of incumbent on us as consumers to know the difference between something that's truly progressive and something that's just trying to get us to buy a product. Capitalism, ultimately, it's not about equality, it's not about social justice.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“My hope is that Barack Obama will make a serious long term commitment to bringing many more women, minorities and young people into leadership positions within the Democratic Party. That's the way to plan for the future. The US faces some incredibly rough challenging times ahead.”

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