"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"

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Scott Adams

#Hurt Quotes #People Quotes #Needs Quotes

“It's so important your customer can rely on you for your classics.”
“You are forever alone.”
“Anne Arundel County has become the world's epicenter of military intelligence and defense-related information technology.”
“When you're not playing your head can drop, and you can get a bit negative. I try to tell them that there are a lot of things they can't control, selection being one of them, and that they should just try to stay positive.”

Source : Source: www.bbc.co.uk
“The suicide arrives at the conclusion that what he is seeking does not exist; the seeker concludes that what he has not yet looked in the right place”
“To be ruthless requires belief that our life on earth is but a brief prelude to an afterlife, or a temporary sacrifice before some utopia can be instituted. Where there is the necessary technical skill to move mountains, there is no need for the faith that moves mountains.”
“With every step I took away from her, the movement at my heart and between my legs grew more defined: I felt like a ventriloquist, locking his protesting dolls in to a trunk.”
“Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.”

Source : 'The Old Bachelor' (1693) act 5, sc. 10

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