"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."

-- Adi Da

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“If you own a gun and have a swimming pool in the yard, the swimming pool is almost 100 times more likely to kill a child than the gun is.”
“Learning how to think" really means learning how to exercise some control over how and what you think. It means being conscious and aware enough to choose what you pay attention to and to chooseÂ how you construct meaning from experience. Because if you cannot or will not exercise this kind of choice in adult life, you will be totally hosed.”
“You mustn't take what I say as gospel because no one can second-guess the future.”
“I want to make clothes that people will wear, not styles that will make a big splash on the runway.”
“It is scary for an actor when you get hired as a lead. No matter what the plot is, it is your job to do something interesting enough to make them want to get inside the lead character's head.”
“Every great robbery that was ever perpetrated upon a people has been by virtue of an in-the-name-of law.”

Source : Albert Richard Parsons (1887). “Anarchism: Its Philosophy and Scientific Basis as Defined by Some of Its Apostles”
“Someday your prince will come," I assure him. "And the first thing I'm going to say to him is, 'What took you so long?”
“Michelle Tafoya - best NFL sideline reporter - period. She is always prepared and professional.”

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