"He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it."

-- Joseph Heller

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“It is in adversity that the good show their friendship most clearly; prosperity always finds friends.”
“This is my fault. Give me the ball.”
“Heroes do extraordinary things. What I did was not an extraordinary thing. It was normal.”

Source : "Irena Sendlerowa: Warsaw social worker who rescued thousands from the Jewish ghetto". Rupert Cornwell, The Independent, May 14, 2008.
“If we are still discussing its merits tomorrow, I will agree with you," said Diagoras. "Cheer up, laddie. Nobody lives forever." "Oh I expect you will, Druss, Old Horse. It's the mortals around you who always seem to kiss the granite.”
“I've never been opposed to nudity. I've been opposed to nudity for box-office draw.”
“First guitars tend to be like first loves: ill-chosen, unsuitable, short-lived and unforgettable.”

Source : Tim Brookes (2007). “Guitar: An American Life”, p.7, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
“I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.”
“UNDERSTANDING, n. A cerebral secretion that enables one having it to know a house from a horse by the roof on the house. Its nature and laws have been exhaustively expounded by Locke, who rode a house, and Kant, who lived in a horse.”

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