"My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up."

-- Jessica Hahn

#Mother Quotes #Dad Quotes #Toilets Quotes

“There is nothing better for me than to bring the bells in, in Scotland.”
“I love nature dearly and all creatures that contribute to make it what it is. I see the beauty in all expressions of life, and I see how blind so many of us still are. Our planet is remarkably abundant and there's more than enough for us all.It is greed and shortsightedness that create the illusion of scarcity.”
“Inspiration is the gift of those who have experienced life at its most defined moments,”
“I now see how gifts like courage, compassion, and connection only work when they are exercised. Every day.”
“Whoever you are, you've got to start from where you are. If you're a sailor, and only know sailor's language, well, write in it, for God's sake.”
“The ideal state is meekness, or humility, or the semi-invalid state of the old. Year after year I am becoming nobler and nobler. If I can live to be decrepit enough, I shall be a saint.”
“I am tired of loving a foreign muse.”
“Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress.”

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