"I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead."

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Source : "5 Steps to Make Yourself Miserable for the Holidays" by Matthew B. James, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 5, 2014.

Clarence Clemons

#Christmas Quotes #Saxophone Quotes #Electric Quotes

“My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa.”
“We're the only species that listens to Michael BublÃ© when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong.”
“Defaulting on the nation's debt would be cataclysmic. The U.S. Treasury's Aaa rating is the one constant in the world's financial system. When times are bad anywhere on the planet, global investors flock to Treasury bonds because they know they will get their money back.”
“A lot of musicians aren't proud; they'll do other work, just to be able to play music. I guess that's the way it's always going to be - musicians will have to suffer to a certain degree in order to obtain their outlet.”
“True freedom is not the liberty to do anything we please, but the liberty to do what we ought; and it is genuine liberty because doing what we ought now pleases us”
“There is no point to samba if it doesn't make you smile.”
“My goal in Baghdad was to facilitate a debate here in the United States on America's policy toward Iraq, a debate that's been sadly lacking.”
“Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.”

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