"We're the only species that listens to Michael BublÃ© when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong."

-- Chris D'Elia

#Sex Quotes #Species Quotes

“Actors have to stay ready and be ready. They need to adjust things in their life, whether it be hair, teeth, take the time to do that.”
“The first job of a writer is to be honest.”

Source : Twitter post from Sep 27, 2012
“The instinct of brutes and insects can be the effect of nothing else than the wisdom and skill of a powerful ever-living agent.”
“I want them [female fans] to not be afraid to live life, to not be afraid to make bad decisions because there are a lot of lessons and blessings in those decisions. Sometimes, if you don't fall into the pit, you won't reach out to God.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“Loneliness is a long unbearable pain,”
“When I was a very small child I went to a new play group. The first thing I did was run over to a little tot with incredibly chubby cheeks and sink my teeth right into them.”
“at the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win.”
“So its mix and match. Hold your line when you really feel something youre saying is wonderful and you really want to get this point across and prove it to your partner by just throwing it into the tape and letting it speak for itself.”

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