"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

-- Will Rogers

#Funny Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Aggravation Quotes

“Truth is suppressed, not to protect the country from enemy agents but to protect the Government of the day against the people.”
“The evidence of Jesus Christ is lives changed.”
“I actually studied cooking and, like, was thinking about becoming a chef.”
“In speaking of Jesus, I must speak about Christianity because I do not think it possible or profitable to divide the two.”
“A solitary traveler can sleep from state to state, from day to night, from day to day, in the long womb of its controlled interior. It is the cradle that never stops rocking after the lullaby is over. It is the biggest sleeping tablet in the world, and no one need ever swallow the pill, for it swallows them.”
“... alas! in the exercise of the arts, industry scarce bears the name of merit.”

Source : Elizabeth Inchbald (1998). “A Simple Story”, p.30, OUP Oxford
“The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.”
“Child, to say the very thing you really mean, the whole of it, nothing more or less or other than what you really mean; that's the whole art and joy of words.”

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