"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done."

-- Fred Allen

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Teamwork Quotes

“Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning into a life that has none.”
“One road was simple acceptance of life, the other road offered sweet peace. When I made my decision, my vision became my release.”
“Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury.”
“Well, as an artist, I think that Elvis's generosity to me he always talked very highly about me, he always spoke very highly about my work and singing and my writing.”
“Acting in a sitcom or a comedy movie is like a comedy routine with the setups.”
“Kindness and humbleness are really good qualities to possess. But, if you have to use the word humble, it means you're not humble. And if you're not humble to this world, this world will thrust humbleness upon you.”
“It is no small advantage to the holy life to "begin the day with God." The saints are wont to leave their hearts with Him over night, that they may find them with Him in the morning. Before earthly things break in upon us, and we receive impressions from abroad, it is good to season the heart with thoughts of God, and to consecrate the early and virgin operations of the mind before they are prostituted to baser objects. When the world gets the start of religion in the morning, it can hardly overtake it all the day.”

Source : "Puritan sermons, 1659-1689: being the morning exercises at Cripplegate, St. Giles in the Fields, and in Southwark".
“Why is it fair that I should be paying a higher percentage of taxes than anyone else?”

Source : "Takes: Sheldon Adelson's switch" by Jon Michaud, www.newyorker.com. January 10, 2012.

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