"There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them."

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Jerry Seinfeld

#Thinking Quotes #Ideas Quotes #People Quotes

“On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window.”

Source : Larry Correia (2015). “Monster Hunter International, Second Edition”, p.6, Baen Publishing Enterprises
“One of the reasons, surely, why women have been credited with less perfect veracity than men is that the burden of conventional falsehood falls chiefly on them.”
“In our society, it's been the men who've handled most of the finances, and the women who've stood by and watched men botch things up.”
“All inventors, they say, are a little mad. I reckon that only completely sane people are willing to admit they are slightly crazy.”
“Achievements are precious and timeless, just like the precious metal platinum. And what better way to celebrate milestones in your life than with precious platinum.”
“As you become more present in your own life, you will begin to enlighten others by your example.”
“Among the environmental trends undermining our future are shrinking forests, expanding deserts, falling water tables, collapsing fisheries, disappearing species, and rising temperatures. The temperature increases bring crop-withering heat waves, more-destructive storms, more-intense droughts, more forest fires, and, of course, ice melting. We are crossing natural thresholds that we cannot see and violating deadlines that we do not recognize.”
“The Obama administration is not helping small businesses create jobs. In fact, it is responsible for the regulatory uncertainty nearly 50 percent of small-business owners cite as responsible for their lack of hiring.”

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