"It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status."

-- Russell Baker

#Grandmother Quotes #Funny Thanksgiving Quotes #Turkeys Quotes

“You want to run out in front, prepare to be tripped from behind.”
“I'm not a horror fans as much as I'm a fan of thrillers.”

Source : Source: www.moviesonline.ca
“The missing link between animals and a truly humane mankind is man himself, who does not yet see himself as a part of the world, claiming it instead for himself.”

Source : Michael W. Fox (1980). “One Earth, One Mind”, Coward McCann
“I think it's more and more important to spend time with your children, because it seems to be harder and harder for them to succeed as their parents have succeeded.”
“About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would have wanted.”
“I'm always pretty tense about everything when it comes to work.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The ethics laws do not let us tap out the truth in Morse code.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“The life of action is nobler than the life of thought.”

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