"I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Fall Quotes #Worry Quotes #Doe Quotes

“I'm very comfortable with my own body. I come from Broadway â€” everybody's naked on Broadway. I like to think of myself as more granola. I'm not going to run around naked or anything like that unless I'm at my own home. Today, I walked into my backyard and was standing out there naked for a while. Don't tell: my neighbors will freak out!”
“Rejoicing not in the many but in the probity of the few, we toil for truth alone.”
“Less is more. I think that if you try to put too many beauty products on, you're probably gonna get used to it. Your skin is not supposed to be covered with a bunch of stuff, so I think that less is definitely more.”

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“One of my biggest fears is not being able to break out of a rut; of becoming a prisoner to my ways, unable to change course. But in my mid-thirties, I learned you can change your thinking.”
“My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.”
“Once you permit those who are convinced of their own superior rightness to censor and silence and suppress those who hold contrary opinions, just at that moment the citadel has been surrendered.”
“I had this health teacher who keptÂ me after class one time, saying, â€˜Youâ€™re missing a lot of class.â€™ I was like, â€˜Yeah, but Iâ€™m doing this play.â€™ He said, â€˜Community theatre is not going to take you anywhere. Maybe you should stay in schoolâ€™”
“Some of the folks we see are in for defending themselves against their abusers, or drug charges that, because of the California state prison system, they have mandatory sentencing and life in prison for three counts of simple drug possession, or whatever. I find it not only helpful but, I think, necessary in maintaining my grounding and my perspective. Because music is such an unrealistic job to have. It's a really lucky job to have, but it's also very unrealistic.”

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