"The apocalypse is coming, that's the one thing I like about George Bush, I really think he can get us into the ... apocalypse, like the BIBLICAL ... I really think he believes that he'll be the guy in the white hat. I think he's read the Stephen King novel The Stand a couple times, and he really thinks there's a dark man in the desert somewhere and he's gonna fight him or something."

-- Patton Oswalt

#Kings Quotes #Couple Quotes #Believe Quotes

“More is required of public officials than slogans and handshakes and press releases. More is required. We must hold ourselves strictly accountable. We must provide the people with a vision of the future.”
“Rome is burning, Jesus says. Drop your fiddle, change your life and come to Me. Let go of the good days that never were - a regimented church you never attended, traditional virtues you never practiced, legalistic obedience you never honored, and a sterile orthodoxy you never accepted. The old era is done. The decisive inbreak of God has happened.”
“Satan delights equally in statistics and in quoting scripture....”
“One of the things I think you need to be a good emcee is silliness. And I'm basically a silly guy.”
“Even a dog knows the difference between being kicked and being stumbled over.”
“I suffer the anthropological malady diagnosed by Le vi- Strauss inTristes tropiques: I find it much more difficult to suspend value judgments about the society in which I normally reside than I do abroad. It takes physical and cultural distance to gain moral detachment and political noncommitment. Relativism implies a solid measure of indifference.”
“Maybe I am looking for the reason why I exist,”
“If you want to achieve anything in this world, you have to get used to the idea that not everyone will like you.”

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