"I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to talk about. Once I narrow that down, then I start working on the material, like "How do I make this stuff funny?""

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Source : Source: www.avclub.com

Chris Rock

#Writing Quotes #Two Quotes #Trying Quotes

“Japan's inexplicable lack of response to even consider a move to re-open their market to U.S. beef will sorely tempt economic trade action against Japan.”
“There is something eccentric in the orbit of Mars.”
“When there is crime in society, there is no justice.”
“Postmodernism - and is that term used much any more? - is simply a reiteration of the sophistic or the rhetorical worldview.”

Source : Source: www.3ammagazine.com
“One of the surest tests of the superiority or inferiority of a poet is the way in which a poet borrows. Immature poets imitate mature poets steal bad poets deface what they take and good poets make it into something better or at least something different. The good poet welds his theft into a whole of feeling which is unique utterly different than that from which it is torn the bad poet throws it into something which has no cohesion. A good poet will usually borrow from authors remote in time or alien in language or diverse in interest.”
“Always remember that if you give up in life, life didn't give up on you, you gave up on life.”
“when you lose your sails, row.”

Source : Karen White (2011). “The Beach Trees”, p.31, Penguin
“I may not be a human, but I am a man.”

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