"You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker."

-- Zach Galifianakis

#Sneakers Quotes #Dry Quotes #Laundry Quotes

“That is the freakiest thing that ever happened to me.â€ I nodded toward the mess. â€œAnd if you knew my life, youâ€™d realize just how freaky that is.”
“The major political event of the twentieth century is the death of socialism.”

Source : "Neo-Conservatism: The Autobiography of an Idea". Book by Irving Kristol, September 20, 1995.
“Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.”
“It's quiet now. So quiet that can almost hear other people's dreams.”

Source : Gayle Forman (2009). “If I Stay”, p.87, Penguin
“Audiences are so much more sophisticated than they've ever been. They expect a lot more. I don't think because it's an hour of your Thursday night rather than an hour and a half of your weekend that you should be gypped at all in quality.”
“It's hard to write sex because it's hard to write desire, period.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Proper effort is not the effort to make something particular happen. It is the effort to be aware and awake each moment, the effort to overcome laziness and merit, the effort to make each activity of our day meditation.”
“No one actually needs another person or another person's love to survive. Love is when we have irrationally convinced ourselves that we do.”

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