"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Inspirational Quotes #People Quotes #Care Quotes

“Chances are the movements of the euro as against the dollar will be relatively moderate.”
“The Afghansti have caused a great many people a great deal of grief and have themselves suffered - for a lie, let us not forget - the same ways we in the United States have caused much suffering in Southeast Asia, and have also suffered much in return, also for a lie. It was no small betrayal, no small lesson for a man to learn at the age of 19. Any soldier returning home must rediscover his humanity and establish a livable peace with the discovered, liberated, permanently dark places in his own heart -the darkness that is always with us.”
“Editors seek out the first novels with the seductiveness of Don Juans; the pleasure of discovery is one of the obvious reasons.”

Source : William Targ (1975). “Indecent pleasures: the life and colorful times of William Targ”
“Uncertainty will always be part of the taking charge process.”
“I have no spy stories to tell, because I saw no spies. Nor did I understand, at that time, any opposition between American and Russian national interest.”
“I have a private press. I'm a book artist. I publish books of other authors and artists. I do the illustrating. I set the type. I print it myself on my press. I do everything but bind it.”
“I hope that through my example, such as my role on 'The West Wing,' I can help change attitudes on deafness and prove we can really do everything... except hear.”
“Oddly, though, lists are reassuring. We become aware of this if we scrupulously follow a recipe, which is essentially a list of ingredients and actions; but if we give this 'list' too much importance, we leave no room for the imagination.”

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