"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

-- Fred Allen

#Funny Quotes #Hard Work Quotes #Dark Quotes

“The world was a cruder, more vulgar place than the one I had known. This was the language required to live in it, I supposed.”

Source : Alice McDermott (2013). “Someone”, p.153, A&C Black
“The trouble is that my heart is loath to be without love even for a single hour. ... If you want to keep me forever, then show as much friendship as love, and more than anything else, love me and tell me the truth.”
“On my reading of history people who want to bring us the best are usually the people we ought to be afraid of.”
“They will say I smoked cigarettes and marijuana, cursed hoarse as a crow in all my languages, and loved morphine and Demerol and tequila and pulque, women and men. I will shrug my illusion of shoulders and answer that I am a water woman, not a vessel, not something you can sail or charter. I am instead the tributary, the river, the fluid source, and the sea itself. I am all her rainy implications. And what do you, with your rusted compass, know of love?”
“Many people you think are individual achievers in fact have either a strong spousal partner over many years or a business partner who's either in the background, not given enough publicity or less egocentric.”
“If the constitution goes, I go.”

Source : Interview conducted in 2001, broadcast on Fijian television, April 29, 2004.
“I hate that word blog It sounds like a large accumulation of snot”

Source : Melissa James Gibson (2013). “This and Other Plays”, p.31, Theatre Communications Group
“I wasn't terribly aware of Catwoman. She was a DC comics character and as a kid, I wasn't terribly fond of the DC comics characters. I was a Marvel boy.”

Source : Interview with Jeff Otto, www.ign.com. July 20, 2004.

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