"Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse."

-- Spike Milligan

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“I really love how Israel operates, and I love the Jewish people.”
“It only seems impossible until it's done.”
“I love the Discovery Channel. I love all sorts of medical shows. I love a show called Diagnosis: Unknown.”
“We will use the actions of others to decide on proper behavior for ourselves, especially when we view those others as similar to ourselves”

Source : Robert B. Cialdini (1985). “Influence: Science and Practice”, Scott Foresman
“You have to invest in yourself and your surroundings.”
“Religion's greatest "sin" lies in displacing human endeavor, thought, time, resources and efforts from this world, our only world, in order to exalt a highly unlikely, unknowable, unseeable, unprovable and unbelievable pretend afterworld. The only afterlife that ought to concern us is leaving our descendants (along with the other animals and life we share our planet with) a secure and pleasant future.”
“It's like Samson and Delilah: watch your back, because trouble could be the person you're sleeping with.”
“The possibility of war increases in direct proportion to the effectiveness of the instruments of war.”

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