"I do realise that when I laugh, it sounds like a seal is being molested."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Laughing Quotes #Sound Quotes #Realising Quotes

“Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great and worthy deeds.”
“If on-base percentage is so important, then why don't they put it up on the scoreboard?”
“It was a figure painting class, where you had a model, and [Robert von Neumann ] would wander around and he'd come up behind someone and say, "Well, what are you trying to do?" And if you told him what you were trying to do, he would then proceed to discuss this with you and suggest things that you might look at and ways in which you could improve what you were attempting to do, etc - never worked on your painting, never touched your painting but talked extensively about what you were trying to do.”
“Let all the 'free-will' in the world do all it can with all its strength; it will never give rise to a single instance of ability to avoid being hardened if God does not give the Spirit, or of meriting mercy if it is left to its own strength.”
“You have to find a mother inside yourself. We all do. Even if we already have a mother, we still have to find this part of ourselves inside”
“When I realised I was transgender I was so afraid of what my transition would do to everyone else in my life and how they would react to it and would I be rejected?”
“To feel that one has a place in life solves half the problem of contentment.”
“The theory of interest was wrapped in utter obscurity, until Hume and Smith dispelled the vapor.”

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