"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Graduation Quotes

“I have a vision for living. It's about elements of style. It's about all the things that I love, that I believe in.”
“It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance.”
“Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.”
“Do good. Inspire. Set an example to yourself and others. Have faith. Make your actions loud. Have fun. Be nice. Love strong.”

Source : Twitter post from Jan 23, 2013
“The United States of America has no intention of finishing second in space. This effort is expensive-but it pays its way for freedom and for America.”
“Of course the illusion of art is to make one believe that great literature is very close to life, but exactly the opposite is true. Life is amorphous, literature is formal.”
“Your customers are only satisfied because their expectations are so low and because no one else is doing better. Just having satisfied customers isn't good enough anymore. If you really want a booming business, you have to create Raving Fans.”
“I'm on Governor Gray Davis' California Alliance Towards Education to bring the arts back to high schools.”

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