"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."

-- Groucho Marx

#Love Quotes #Funny Quotes #Mother Quotes

“Grief, it seemed, was a physical place.”

Source : Kim Edwards (2006). “The Memory Keeper's Daughter: A Novel”, p.305, Penguin
“Dead men are heavier than broken hearts.”
“During this period the Lord has allowed us to be tested beyond our strength; often 'pressed out of measure, above strength...that we should not trust in ourselves.' Our faith has grown with the work, and we have proved over and over again that all the testings have been for the purpose of strengthening it.”
“My prayer for the new year is that I may have the courage and the stamina to let Life happen to me, to accept its joys and successes, and to take in stride the learning that stretches us and the growing pains. Perhaps, to put it simply, my wish for the New Year is: may we love more, live more, laugh more. And so may you!”

Source : Jean Hersey (1964). “A Sense of Seasons”
“I played a lot of moms. You're always too young when you're playing moms. My first kid when I started playing moms was about six months old. And then a month later I was doing another commercial audition and my kid was two, and then about eight months later my kid was 11.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“When I go on holiday, I go to places that have animals I'm interested in.”
“People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me ***** and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could.”
“Dictatorships start wars because they need external enemies to exert internal control over their own people.”

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