"Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything butÂ another white man! That last one f***ed up my roof!"

--

Chris Rock

#Zebras Quotes #Men Quotes #White Quotes

“I never cast a flower away, A gift of one who car'd for me; A flower--a faded flower, But it was done reluctantly.”
“Those who thank God much are the truly wealthy. So our inner happiness depends not on what we experience but on the degree of our gratitude to God, whatever the experience.”
“Gucci Mane is my favorite artist.”
“The summer stretched out the daylight as if on a rack. Each moment was drawn out until its anatomy collapsed. Time broke down. The day progressed in an endless sequence of dead moments.”
“I literally integrated the small town of Libertyville, Illinois. I was the first person of color to reside within its borders.”
“The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.”
“I don’t think there should be apps specific to a tablet…if someone makes an ICS app it’s going to run on phones and it’s going to run on tablets.”
“For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.”

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