"I've had great success being a total idiot."

-- Jerry Lewis

#Idiot Quotes #Cool Funny Quotes #Great Success Quotes

“I do think that the banking system is now in the most perilous state we've seen in over 70 years.”
“I don't understand the feeling of, the way people speak of writing as though it were, like, some kind of djinn to be summoned or like it's the Loch Ness monster or seeing a shooting star. It's a physical act. It is a thing you do with your muscles and your body and your willpower. Watch, I'll show you: get a piece of paper. Get a pencil. Put the pencil on the paper and write the word 'something.'”
“Everything, living or not, is constituted from elements having a nature that is both physical and nonphysical--that is, capable of combining into mental wholes. So this reductive account can also be described as a form of panpsychism: all the elements of the physical world are also mental....”

Source : Thomas Nagel (2012). “Mind and Cosmos: Why the Materialist Neo-Darwinian Conception of Nature Is Almost Certainly False”, p.47, Oxford University Press
“God is so pleased when He finds His heart beating in another.”
“To summarize, using money to motivate people can be a double-edged sword. For tasks that require cognitive ability, low to moderate performance-based incentives can help. But when the incentive level is very high, it can command too much attention and thereby distract the personâ€™s mind with thoughts about the reward. This can create stress and ultimately reduce the level of performance.”
“People in general would rather die than forgive. It's THAT hard. If God said in plain language. "I'm giving you a choice, forgive or die," a lot of people would go ahead and order their coffin.”
“Be like the honeybee who gathers only nectar wherever it goes. Seek the goodness that is found in everyone.”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 5, 2017
“I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.”

Source : Lauren Child, Bridget Hurst, Carol Noble (2006). “My School Play Sticker Book”, Penguin Books, Limited (UK)

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