"Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself."

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Chris Rock

“God hates the LUKEWARM GOSPEL OF HALF-TRUTHS that is now spreading over the Globe. This gospel says, 'Just believe in Jesus and you'll be Saved. There's nothing more to it.' It ignores the Whole Counsel of God, which speaks of Repenting from former Sins, of Taking up your Cross, of being conformed to the Image of Christ by the refining work of the Holy Spirit. It is totally silent about the Reality of Hell and an After-Death Judgment.”
“My photography has really always been about what I feel I'm getting out of it. What people on the outside get doesn't concern me.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“People alive are better than people not alive.”
“It doesn't matter how big the body, it's what you do with it.”
“When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this is what we should be doing. For everybody who uses it, it's like there's no goin' back.”
“Our Lord has many weak children in his family, many dull pupils in his school, many raw soldiers in his army, many lame sheep in his flock. Yet he bears with them all, and casts none away. Happy is that Christian who has learned to do likewise with his brethren.”

Source : J.C. Ryle (2015). “Bible commentary - The gospel of John”, p.356, Editora Dracaena
“Now comes what I perhaps inflatedly call my philosophy of knitting. Like many philosophies, it is hard to express in a few words. Its main tenets are enjoyment and satisfaction, accompanied by thrift, inventiveness, an appearance of industry, and, above all, resourcefulness.”
“Fortunately for themselves and the world, nearly all men are cowards and dare not act on what they believe. Nearly all our disasters come of a few fools having the "courage of their convictions."”

Source : Coventry Patmore (2016). “The Rod, the Root and the Flower”, p.19, Lulu.com

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