"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic."

-- Jane Wagner

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“I was working full time and going to school at night and on the weekends. It was just crazy. At one point a month had gone by, and Marc - my then boyfriend, now husband, and I hadn't gone out on a date. I was like, I don't want to be this person. I want to be a person who cares where she's investing her time and energy. And I want to be a good wife, daughter, and friend.”

Source : "Think You Know Chelsea Clinton? Think Again" by Genevieve Roth, www.glamour.com. October 3, 2013.
“I took five years on the first volume, five years on the second volume, and ten years on the third volume.”
“With drooping bells of clearest blue Thou didst attract my childish view, Almost resembling The azure butterflies that flew Where on the heath thy blossoms grew So lightly trembling.”

Source : "Hoyt's New Cyclopedia of Practical Quotations" by Jehiel Keeler Hoyt, (p. 353), 1922.
“But my message to people with or without a condition is the fact that you can still do anything you set your mind to. You just have to do it in a slightly different way than other people.”
“I get recognised, but Im not the sort of person who frequents popular clubs. I try to keep out of that.”
“I don't have a favorite place to play.”
“We shall find that every effort to realize equality necessitates a sacrifice of liberty.”

Source : William Graham Sumner (1903). “What Social Classes Owe to Each Other”, p.15, Ludwig von Mises Institute
“When you take time with God and listen to His voice, He renews your strength and enables you to handle life.”

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