"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back"

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“I think sometimes I intimidate people. I've been told that. But I feel I'm the least intimidating person possible.”
“Surrealism comes from the reality of Latin America.”
“I will always have enough money to last the rest of my life...as long as I don't buy anything.”
“Whether you like it or not, alcohol helps to create emotional links between humans, too.”
“Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.”
“I think it might be harder for a young comic because there's so much more competition. There's more people trying to do it and there are less rooms. Seriously. The way people do anything now is by getting press - some scandal. It's awful. Somebody has to go on a rooftop with a rifle and they get their own sitcom. It's disgusting.”

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“That's the problem with folks nowadays. Nobody takes responsibility for their actions. Make a mistake and you pay for it. That's life.”
“When we pull away, he rests his hand on my thigh pressed next to his and we ride like that for a long time; the only time he moves his hand is to take better control of a sharp curve or to adjust the music, but he always puts it right back. And I always want him to.”

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