"You are literally too stupid to insult."

-- Ed Helms

#Stupid Quotes #Insult Quotes

“Krishna was once asked what was the most miraculous thing in all creation, and he replied, "That a man should wake each morning and believe deep in his heart that he will live forever, even though he knows that he is doomed.”
“I never liked opera growing up. I always liked chamber music or solo music even more than orchestral music.”
“The desert feels Irish in a way - lonely and barren. If someone said, 'Think of a happy place for you,' I'd say a glacial plane near the South Pole, the wind howling, nobody in sight, a shack with a pot-belly stove and some tea.”
“Initially I borrowed the word â€œperverseâ€ from Roland Barthes, meaning pleasure-driven and not geared to inform or promote a service or a product. An unproductive photograph designed to keep you in the process of looking is of course something larger than an expression of aberrant sexuality.”
“The ambience here is order and beauty. That is what frightens me when I am first alone again. I feel inadequate. I have made an open place, a place for meditation. What if I cannot find myself inside it?”
“A little learning is a dangerous thing, but a little patronage more so.”
“Brass shines with constant usage, a beautiful dress needs wearing,Leave a house empty, it rots.”
“I get an incredible thrill and satisfaction from seeing somebody with Appleâ€™s tell-tale white earbuds. But Iâ€™m constantly haunted by thoughts of, is it good enough? Is there any way we could have made it better?”

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