"You know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind"

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Phones Quotes #Mind Quotes #Body Quotes

“Democrats, you know, want to identify with and relate to what you're feeling, what you've been bummed out about, where your head is at.”
“When I get my heart rate up, I get good exercise and I think it's good for a lot of things, plus it's not hurting my hips right now.”
“In recent weeks it has come to my attention that many caravans have met with disaster; they have not gotten through." I grunted wisely. "Probably ran out of water. That's the thing about deserts. Dry." "Indeed. A fascinating analysis. But survivors reaching Hebron report differently: monsters fell upon them in the wastes." "What, fell upon them in a squashed-them kind of way?" "More the leaped-out-and-slew-them kind. (...)”
“Why don't we scale up those things that do work.”

Source : "Education an economic issue?". "Meet the Press" with David Gregory, www.nbcnews.com. September 25, 2011.
“Being a father is the most important thing, if you ask me. It changed me as a person and gave me an all new life.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I think it's an amazing quality to be able to roll with the punches and not be totally ruined as a person because life's been rough for you. That's a really admirable way to go through your life.”
“Gay rights is just one of the social issues I'm interested in. I think that people might be less tense about it if we would all accept the fact that not everyone is wired the same way.”
“Density, complexity, and historical-semantic value that is so strong as to make politics possible... Gramsci's insight is to have recognised that subordination, fracturing, diffusion, reproducing, as much as producing, creating, forcing, guiding, are necessary aspects of elaboration.”

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