"I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike."

-- Paul Mooney

#Morning Quotes #People Quotes #Black Quotes

“The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other.”
“Perhaps teenagers don't interest me as much as children do since I still feel (even at 58) to be a fairly adolescent personality, especially in my enthusiasms, and I find myself an uninteresting fictional character.”

Source : "Go Forth (Vol. 15)". Interview with Brandon Hobson, logger.believermag.com. September 10, 2013.
“Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running”
“To feel as well as hear what someone says requires whole attention.”

Source : Sylvia Ashton-Warner (1986). “Teacher”, p.17, Simon and Schuster
“I can imagine myself on my death-bed, spent utterly with lust to touch the next world, like a boy asking for his first kiss from a woman.”
“I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe”
“There is generally not any conscious thought; it's all instinct, and practice takes over.”
“I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just went, 'I'm done.'”

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